A review of Rachel, Rachel (In the meter of Humpty Dumpty):
Rachel, Rachel had an affair
Rachel, Rachel didn't take care
All turmoil for naught
For here is the gist
What she thought was a babe
Was merely a cyst.
Ann returned this afternoon with "wings." She did quite well -- 90% on her final -- and thoroughly enjoyed the whole course.
She also saw a bullfight in Laredo (which she claims is dirtier than Tijuana!) and could give me an account of the significance of each maneuver.
I've just finished art class -- couldn't paint a rose. I can criticize my attempts but I can't seem to correct the faults. Very frustrating to say the least.
Skirts are getting so short that pretty soon they'll have to be cutting more hair and powdering more cheeks.
Bob Hope circa 1940
What happens when a woman uses both B.C. pills and L.S.D.? She takes a trip without the kids.
Did you hear about the Polack* librarian who was so dumb that she filed Moby Dick under venereal disease?
A drunk walked into a bar in Texas, ordered a drink, and raising his glass said, "LBJ is a horse's ass." He was immediately clobbered by the man next to him. The fallen man dusted himself off and again repeated, "LBJ is a horse's ass," and was promptly kicked by another angry Texan.
"What is this?" asked the drunk, "LBJ country?"
"No, suh, this is horse country."
*For the record, my mother's side of the family is Polish
Rachel, Rachel had an affair
Rachel, Rachel didn't take care
All turmoil for naught
For here is the gist
What she thought was a babe
Was merely a cyst.
Ann returned this afternoon with "wings." She did quite well -- 90% on her final -- and thoroughly enjoyed the whole course.
She also saw a bullfight in Laredo (which she claims is dirtier than Tijuana!) and could give me an account of the significance of each maneuver.
I've just finished art class -- couldn't paint a rose. I can criticize my attempts but I can't seem to correct the faults. Very frustrating to say the least.
Skirts are getting so short that pretty soon they'll have to be cutting more hair and powdering more cheeks.
Bob Hope circa 1940
What happens when a woman uses both B.C. pills and L.S.D.? She takes a trip without the kids.
Did you hear about the Polack* librarian who was so dumb that she filed Moby Dick under venereal disease?
A drunk walked into a bar in Texas, ordered a drink, and raising his glass said, "LBJ is a horse's ass." He was immediately clobbered by the man next to him. The fallen man dusted himself off and again repeated, "LBJ is a horse's ass," and was promptly kicked by another angry Texan.
"What is this?" asked the drunk, "LBJ country?"
"No, suh, this is horse country."
*For the record, my mother's side of the family is Polish
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